A Fordham Meme Legend: The Top 10 Funniest Trump Tweets


One thing we at Fordham pride ourselves on are our numerous meme accounts, but former Fordham College at Rose Hill student Donald Trump, who later transferred out of the university, may run the best one of them all. Following in the steps of @jesulituniversity, @lcsinners and Facebook’s Faithful Fordham Memes for Facetious Jesuit Teens, Trump, now the President of the United States, frequently takes to Twitter to decry his political and personal enemies alike. Now, we’re going to score his top 10 Fordham memes of all time, which, unlike his grades while at Rose Hill, we can share with you. 

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado: Donald Trump, one of the greatest memeologists Fordham has ever produced. 

10: “It’s freezing and snowing in New York–we need global warming!”

Your Texan friends’ first winter in the city after spending their entire life in the south. It is 60 degrees. 

9: “Isn’t it crazy, I’m worth billions of dollars, employ thousands of people, and get libeled by  moron bloggers who can’t afford a suit! WILD.”

Gabelli bros after getting a B in their English class.

8:  As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!). They must, with Europe and others, watch over..”

That feeling when Schmeltzer is out of salami.

7: “The Theater must always be a safe and special place.The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Apologize!”

When you realize that Lin-Manuel Miranda’s wife works at Fordham Law and Public Safety has to escort you out of her office.

6: Fake News, just like the snakes and gators in the moat. The Media is deranged, they have lost their minds!”

Rev. McShane after Fordham fell in both the The Wall Street Journal/Times Higher Education’s and the U.S. News & World Report’s college rankings.

5: “The opinion of this so-called judge, which essentially takes law-enforcement away from our country, is ridiculous and will be overturned!” 

When your RA takes away your string lights during your suite’s Health and Safety Inspection. 

4: “I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview”

Public Safety reminding you not to send $5,000 to a random number claiming to be the IRS.

3: “Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That’s how I get my kicks.”

Gabelli bros after selling one textbook to a freshman. 

2: “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.”

What it’s like to be a STEM major at Lincoln Center. 

1: “I’ve had enough of this – good night!”

Getting back to bed from Barnyard at 4 a.m.

The sun sets on every empire, and Trump is no exception. Despite his fame and (already established on the backs of the lower class) fortune, Trump transferred to the Wharton School of Business in 1966, beginning a dynastic cycle that’s continuing after @jesulituniversity’s transfer to the University of Miami. Who will sit next on the (porcelain) throne next? Only tweets will tell.