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You Can Pry Romance Movies from My Cold, Dead Hands

February 12, 2019

It’s one thing if rom-coms just aren’t your thing. It’s a whole other rodeo to make hating rom-coms your brand. And if loving rom-coms is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

SATIRE – Budget Troubles Lead to USG Shutdown

February 6, 2019

As of Thursday, Feb. 5, United Student Government (USG) has been in a state of partial shutdown for 47 consecutive days. This breaks the previous record of two days in 2013, when the USG President at the time lost his keys. Shockingly, Austin Tong, Gabelli School of Business ’21, is not at fault this time.

SATIRE – Voulez-Vous Change? : The Case for ABBA-narchy

February 6, 2019

My proposition is simple: instead of letting Russia exert influence on our elections and our lawmakers, we should let Sweden take the reins.

Bananas Are the Devil’s Fruit

December 5, 2018

Big Apple, meet Big Banana.

You Voted, Now Keep Voting

November 14, 2018

Do something. Do anything to participate in our political process. Go to protests. Show up to town halls. Heck, run for office yourself.

Give Shots a Shot

November 7, 2018

There are four pharmacies where you can get your flu shot within three blocks of Fordham’s Lincoln Center campus, and it is free under most insurance plans.

Trump and the Hierarchy of Hurricanes

October 10, 2018

According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, hurricane season officially ends in Novem...

US Open Exposes Greater Faults

September 26, 2018

“Son of a b—.” “You’re an abortion.” “Don’t f— talk to me.” Even a ball kicked a...