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You Have Too Much Space: Why Fordham Needs More Forced Triples

You Have Too Much Space: Why Fordham Needs More Forced Triples

July 18, 2019

Space was getting sparse until the Office of Residential Life came up with an ingenious solution: putting three people in rooms meant for two.

Ancestral Wealth Gets Me Again

Ancestral Wealth Gets Me Again

April 9, 2019

Recently, it came to my attention that I am broke. New York is expensive and I was never that rich in the first place, so things have only gone downhill upon my arrival at Lincoln Center in September.

Elevator Mayhem: My Scandalous Soup Saga

Elevator Mayhem: My Scandalous Soup Saga

March 27, 2019

The cursed night of the soup saga is one I will never forget. I want to say that the elevator miraculously appeared, that I got onto it in time and held my soup up high for all to see. But it didn’t come.

Satire – Gale Unveiled: Hallway Breeze a Blessing

Satire – Gale Unveiled: Hallway Breeze a Blessing

January 23, 2019

There are forces far more powerful than physics at play in this humble walkway.

The Rise of a Tyrant: Start Caring About Bolsonaro

The Rise of a Tyrant: Start Caring About Bolsonaro

November 14, 2018

He would rather his son die in a car accident than be gay. He told a woman she was “too ugly to be raped.” His name is J...