LAURA OLDFATHER, Assistant Opinions Editor
Laura Oldfather (she/her), FCLC ’25, is a theology major and an assistant opinions editor at The Observer. When she’s not writing, you can find her running in Central Park or asking people the maximum number of geese they could defend against in an attack on a grass arena approximately the size of a football field on which there are no other objects and termination occurs when the human in question has died or killed all of the geese.