Ram Libs: ‘The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Ram’

By GRACE GETMAN
February 15, 2022

Ram Libs: 'The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Ram'

was a Ram on a mission.

As the newest contestant on "The Bachelor," I knew the key was to make a(n)

first impression. So, of course, I drove to the mansion in a

wearing a(n)

costume.

was immediately wooed. For our first date, we went to see

show. We fit together like two

in a(n)

I made it to the final four, and it was time for hometown dates. I set it up so that we

McShane and

for

And now, it's time to go ring shopping! Do you think we should get married at

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GRACE GETMAN, Former Managing Editor

Grace Getman, FCLC ’22, is the managing editor for The Observer. A dual urban studies and environmental studies major, she likes trees, buildings and trees on the top of buildings (jury’s out on buildings on top of trees). Previously, she worked as an editor in the Social Media and Opinions sections.

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