Ram Libs: O Westchester, Where Art Thou?

A trip to Fordham’s almost-mythological third campus

CHAISE JONES

By GRACE GETMAN
October 10, 2021

Mad Libs Test

I couldn't believe my

: I was at Fordham Westchester, the university’s

third campus. After a

-mile trip via

, it was a sight to

. The first thing I saw was a professor

by carrying a/an

. My tour guide led me around campus. The only place to eat is called the

, and the only classes offered are on

and

ology. The campus is

, but I was overwhelmed by the fact that it’s real. I thought Westchester was where

went, not actual people. I

around in a state of shock when suddenly a Ram Van appeared and

me. Full of

, I

from my bed — it was all a dream! Who knows if Westchester is real after all.

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About the Contributors

GRACE GETMAN, Former Managing Editor

Grace Getman, FCLC ’22, is the managing editor for The Observer. A dual urban studies and environmental studies major, she likes trees, buildings and trees on the top of buildings (jury’s out on buildings on top of trees). Previously, she worked as an editor in the Social Media and Opinions sections.

CHAISE JONES, Staff Writer

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