“I’m not your tour guide for the day, just a drunk man on a wall,” Wayne John said on Wednesday afternoon standing outside the beautiful St. Mary Magdalene Church in Richmond, London. “William Hickey Clint was a great benefactor to the people of this parish,” he said, pointing at a stone crypt in the churchyard behind him, “and died March 5th 1723 and what an old man he was. By the way are you married?”