Published: April 30, 2009
This is it, huh? The end of Feifei’s reign of terror at Fordham University. Where in the world is Feifei headed next to spread mayhem and anarchy? Short answer:...
Published: April 9, 2009
What does graduation mean to you? To me, it means résumé seminars, long bouts of weeping, marking every inch of my dorm with “Feifei wuz here” in Sharpie, packing suitcases...
Published: April 2, 2009
Hovercrafts. Time machines. Cylons. These are just a few scientific advances that are on the horizon, possibly not to be discovered until Feifei Ling desperately needs them....
Published: March 12, 2009
Ah, the golden days of Fordham undergraduate life—the setting sun of my youth, the shutting door on my potential. At this point, graduation looms like an ever-growing shadow...
Published: February 26, 2009
This Valentine's Day, I sat around and wrote a poem:
Roses are red, violets are blue
No one loves me... soon no one will love you.
Sorry, is that depressing?...
Published: February 12, 2009
The U.S. economy is currently having a total and complete meltdown, affecting global markets, inciting massive job losses and plunging the world into a state of...
Published: January 29, 2009
I love Barack Obama.
There, I admit it. I’ve been hiding this deep dark secret for a long time now—hiding it behind pro-John McCain jokes, racist comments and referring...
Published: November 8, 2007
One small step for Stephen Colbert means one giant leap for the total destruction of democracy and American values. By jumping into the race late as an independently-funded...
Published: September 27, 2007
From the first sighting of Bigfoot in 1840, to Mothmen terrorizing West Virginia in 1966, to chupacabras caught in south Texas in 2007, there have been a surprising amount...
