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The Student Voice of Fordham Lincoln Center

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The Student Voice of Fordham Lincoln Center

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FEIFEI LING, Copy Editor Emerita

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The Reign of Terror Ends: Feifei’s Final Farewell to Fordham

June 22, 2011

Published: April 30, 2009 This is it, huh? The end of Feifei’s reign of terror at Fordham University. Where in the world is Feifei headed next to spread mayhem and anarchy? Short answer:...

After Graduation Your Life Will Suck, Guaranteed

June 22, 2011

Published: April 9, 2009 What does graduation mean to you? To me, it means résumé seminars, long bouts of weeping, marking every inch of my dorm with “Feifei wuz here” in Sharpie, packing suitcases...

Roommate Trouble? Surely Science Will Solve Your Problems!

June 20, 2011

Published: April 2, 2009 Hovercrafts. Time machines. Cylons. These are just a few scientific advances that are on the horizon, possibly not to be discovered until Feifei Ling desperately needs them....

Lotteries and Lady Parts: Taking on the Worst of Fordham Bureaucracy

June 19, 2011

Published: March 12, 2009 Ah, the golden days of Fordham undergraduate life—the setting sun of my youth, the shutting door on my potential. At this point, graduation looms like an ever-growing shadow...

Welcome to the Single Life, Suckers

June 12, 2011

Published: February 26, 2009 This Valentine's Day, I sat around and wrote a poem: Roses are red, violets are blue No one loves me... soon no one will love you. Sorry, is that depressing?...

In Time of Economic Crisis, Homelessness Still Accepting Résumés

June 9, 2011

Published: February 12, 2009 The U.S. economy is currently having a total and complete meltdown, affecting global markets, inciting massive job losses and plunging the world into a state of...

I Love Barack Obama (and So Does the Media)

June 6, 2011

Published: January 29, 2009 I love Barack Obama. There, I admit it. I’ve been hiding this deep dark secret for a long time now—hiding it behind pro-John McCain jokes, racist comments and referring...

Stephen Colbert Is Not America (And So Can You!)

May 29, 2011

Published: November 8, 2007 One small step for Stephen Colbert means one giant leap for the total destruction of democracy and American values. By jumping into the race late as an independently-funded...

Monster Attack on Fordham Imminent

May 27, 2011

Published: September 27, 2007 From the first sighting of Bigfoot in 1840, to Mothmen terrorizing West Virginia in 1966, to chupacabras caught in south Texas in 2007, there have been a surprising amount...

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