The Student Voice of Fordham Lincoln Center

The Observer
The Student Voice of Fordham Lincoln Center

The Observer
The Student Voice of Fordham Lincoln Center

The Observer
April Fools' Issue
NEWS
Archie follows in his mother’s paw steps (?) in pursuit of a juris doctorate.
Welcome, Archie!
By SAM BRACY, Staff Jokester
The two campus newspapers discuss the logistics of a major merger.
The Observer and The Ram to Merge in a Fully Legal and Unsuspicious Manner
By DANTE ALEJO, Staff Jokester
ARTS & CULTURE
A stark contrast to the stage, Del Rey seems to be enjoying her new role serving the students of her alma mater.
Lana Del Rey Spotted Working at Ram Café
By LIVIA REGINA, Contributing Jokester
Famed Baroque-inspired painter Raul Karsten was commissioned for the portrait, which is set to be displayed at the Ildiko Butler Gallery.
Tetlow Commissions Self-Portrait
By ADITI PRAVEEN KARIYANAHALLI, Farts and Culture Editor
CHECK OUT THE ISSUE
SPORTS & HEALTH
The president will now splish-splash freely in what used to be the training grounds for the university’s swim and dive teams.
Tetlow Evicts Swim and Dive Teams
By AURELIEN CLAVAUD, Asst. Athlete Watcher
FUN & GAMES
Ram Libs: Breaking Ram Libs
Ram Libs: Breaking Ram Libs
By ALLIE STOFER, Fake News Editor
Cryptic: What's in a Word?
Cryptic: What’s in a Word?
By GRACE GETMAN, Cap'n
Crossword: April Fools
Crossword: April Fools
By AURELIEN CLAVAUD, Couch & Illness Editor