1. i hang around Fordham all day, waiting for someone to pick me up…

2. But that doesn’t take long—im the hottest thing on campus; people grab me all the time, in the lobby, on the plaza…

3. On March 1, i was awarded Best In Show in the category of four-year college non-weekly at the annual Associated Collegiate Press Conference… for the second year in a row!

4. and my Web site placed 10th… i get more hits than A-Rod (www.fordhamobserver.com).

5. i had a facelift in 2007, and im lookin better than ever! u can’t even c my scars!

6. still, i have issues. so many issues…

7. sometimes i feel so used. ppl just open me up, then leave me in the bathroom 🙁

8. im a homebody; i only come out twice a month.

9. im 28, but the best is yet to come. after all, 30 is the new 20.

10. 4 the record, my photographers are not allowed anywhere near U2

11. im a real man, not a Ram.

12. sometimes i feel like i have to spell everything out in order 4 people to know what im thinkin.

13. i beat rock and h8 scissors.

14. i luv the administration.

15. if ur hands are warm, im going to make u dirty.

16. i have a side job protecting plates when ppl have to move.

17. i h8 the administration.

18. im pretty much allergic to water.

19. i have a fetish for highlighters.

20. my fav movie is “Newsies.”

21. im a strong advocate of recycling.

22. im liberal… obvi, but im trying to add more ideological balance to my life!

23. my relationship status: it’s complicated with the administration.

24. im not technically a resident or a commuter, so it’s hard bringing dates home: “Wanna head back to my kiosk?”

25. i dont copy edit after 3 a.m.