For experienced pickup artists and newbie woo-ers alike, these 14 openers are guaranteed* to snag you any Fordham Lincoln Center student your little Jesuit heart so desires.
If you’re getting nervous, just remember L.L.Cool J. — Ladies/Lads/Loyholas Love Cool Jesuits.
*Pickup guarantee does NOT apply to Rose Hill students.
Better evacuate the building and call ConEd, because it’s about to get steamy in here.
Heard you like girls with class … well, I’m taking 21 credits and have no free time.
You look like you’re better endowed than Fordham.
How about you add me and drop that other clown?
I feel like Fordham’s football team with you, because I desperately want to score.
Are you a dorm on the south side of McKeon? Because you’re so unbelievably hot.
Are you an Observer crossword puzzle? Because I could do you all day long.
Hey handsome, meet me after class and I’ll make a McMahon out of you.
Are you the Fordham Observer? Because I pass by you every day and just noticed you.
You must be worth two or more violations of the 3:30 a.m. guest policy, because you’re extra fine.
I know we’re both living the mission … now how about missionary?
Hey, are you Fordham’s Westchester campus? Because I didn’t know that someone like you even existed.
Spill the tea: would you Ar-go out with me?
Egged or mugged? Let me introduce you to the third option: hugged.